:Don't eat the takoyaki...:

I had this idea stuck in my head for some time, so what better time to show it?

Among other horrible groan-worthy captions I thought up for the article at the bottom:

"Gourmet claims Luvdisc sushi makes hearty meal."
"Man charged after eating Lanturn meat."
"Studies show that consuming too much Kingler meat makes one crabby."

_{P.S. Takoyaki, if you don't know, is an octopus tentacle fried in a ball of crispy batter. Obviously, that's one dish that Octillery can't stand.}